Thursday 20 September 2012

ROYAL SCROUNGERS RETURN TO CROYDON

His very lowness returns to Croydon to meet a hand-picked delegation of local residents post-riot one year anniversary.

The new buildings in the Tamil quarter have not been built yet.

The only building spick and span is the Pawnbrokers that was gutted by fire. Proudly serving the local community.

NOTHING HAS CHANGED IN CROYDON AFTER A YEAR.

POVERTY AND VIOLENCE STILL EXISTS. THE GAP BETWEEN RICH AND POOR HAS GROWN.

AND THE POLICE STILL TERRORIZE THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

AS EVER THE ONLY THING TO GREET HIS VERY LOWNESS TODAY IS ....


DEFERENCE 
HYPOCRICY

AND

DENIAL

Saturday 4 August 2012

OLYMPIC IMAGES the good the bad the ugly - part1





































More Israeli embarrassment at the Olympix



Donald Sandford born and raised in Los Angeles currently running and losing in the Olympix under the Apartheid Israeli flag.






                                                     ''doh no no no ''

also equally embarrassing waving flags today are runners from the fascist regime of Saudi Arabia.


Contrary to the impression created by the Olympic oligarchs and the BBC Croydonclasswar wishes to confirm that the Disinvestment or boycott of apartheid Israel is still in place.

This is especially true for artistic or sporting appearances in the international community.












Friday 3 August 2012

Olympix versus Syria - nobody wins.


BORIS JOHNSON DEFENDS HIS DECISION TO INVITE SLIMEBUCKET RUPERT MURDOCH TO THE OLYMPIC SWIMMING.



''STOP DEMONIZING HIM''  SPLUTTERS JOHNSON.




SO FAR NO ARRESTS HAVE BEEN MADE.


ELSEWHERE, KOFI ANNAN QUITS SYRIA BECAUSE OF MILITARIZATION !!!!????











OLYMPIX SPREADS ITS TENTACLES TO BRISTOL

BRISTOL OPEN DOORS DAY 2012:

UNFORTUNATELY THE TOUR OF THE OLD VICTORIAN TEMPLE MEADS STATION IS CANCELLED.

''because of heightened security due to the Olympics.''


OPENS DOORS DAY IS IN SEPTEMBER !!!!!!


WTF !

OLYMPIX BOXING FARCE

AMATEUR BOXING AT THE OLYMPIX HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SICKENLY CORRUPT AND EMBARRASSING BUSINESS THROUGHOUT THE YEARS.
THE LONDON GAMES IS NO EXCEPTION.

JUST A FEW DAYS INTO THE EVENT AND ALREADY FANS ARE SPLIT 50/50 ABOUT POINTS SCORING.

THIS IS NORMAL.

AND YET HERE AT CROYDONCLASSWAR TOWERS WE CANT HELP THINKING THAT THIS SPORT IS UTTERLY OUT OF PLACE WITH THE SUPPOSED 'SPIRIT' OF THE GAMES

'THE MOVEMENT' (AS THE OLYMPIC EXECS INEXPLICABLY LIKE TO CALL IT) AND ITS 'PHILOSOPHY' OF FAIRNESS AND GOODSPORTSMANSHIP ALWAYS LOOKS A BIT ODD WHEN YOU SEE BOXERS STANDING ON PODIUMS RECEIVING MEDALS THAT THEY CLEARLY HAVENT EARNED.

NO CYCLIST, SWIMMER, RUNNER, OR EVEN PING PONG PLAYER GETS A GOLD MEDAL IF THEY HAVENT ACTUALLY WON THE RESPECTIVE EVENT. OR AT LEAST NOT USUALLY.

THE EYES DONE LIE...AS THEY SAY.


BUT BOXING OFFICIALS DO.

OLYMPIC BOXING IS A DISHONEST AND NASTY BUSINESS FULL OF CHEATING AND INCOMPETENCE.

AND IT GETS WORSE FOR LONDON 2012 BOXING  !!!

YESTURDAY THE AIBA (THE GOVERNING BODY) HAVE EXPELLED TWO REFEREES AND A 'TECHNICAL OFFICIAL' FROM THE GAMES FOLLOWING DODGY PERFORMANCES.

SUGGESTIONS OF MATCH FIXING HAVE REARED THEIR UGLY HEAD YET AGAIN.

CROYDONCLASSWAR IS CONCERNED THAT THE LONDON 2012 OLYMPIX IS DEGENERATING INTO A FESTIVAL OF IMPERIAL FASCISM AND CORRUPTION.



WILL ANYONE BE LEFT IN LONDON WHEN THE FLAMES HAVE FINALLY DIED ????














Thursday 2 August 2012

ATHLETES SHOULD BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD

More controversy at the Olympix following the death of a cyclist hit by an olympics bus.

Olympian Bradley Wiggins found himself in trouble after weighing in to the obligatory media debate about whether cyclists should wear helmets on London streets.

later on Wiggins was FORCED TO TWEET ???!!!! a retraction of / or clarification of his position thusly....

"Just to confirm I haven't called for helmets to be made the law as reports suggest.''

no ! god forbid

Law is a serious thing

made by dickheads like this






DENY DENY DENY


I deny that the big shop is the best shop; and I especially deny that people go there because it is the best shop. 
I know it is not merely a matter of business, for the simple reason that the businessmen themselves tell me it is merely a matter of bluff.
It is they who say that nothing succeeds like a mere appearance of success. It is they who say that publicity influences us without our will or knowledge. It is they who say that 'it pays to advertise'; that is, to tell people in a bullying way that they must ''Do It Now'', when they need not do it at all.








Putin to pay a visit to the games

The embarrassment continues at the Olympix as Russia's murderous psychopath Vlad 'the impaler' Putin is set to visit Britain today.

He is set to meet fellow psychopath and robber David Cameron  followed by a visit to the Olympic park.


It is unclear whether any arrests will be made but there should be protests. 

However, these occurances are all too common in Britain. We have a record of grooming and courting psychopathic world leading thugs.


Most shameful of all was the recent red carpet visit of mass murdering criminal Rajapaksa of Sri Lanka. 


Seeing his smiling face free and unfettered on these shores was the lowest point in British public relations in living memory.


but wait...clear those VIP Olympic lanes ---

Rumour is spreading that Rupert Murdoch is expected at the games to watch Becky Adlington swim !!! an appearance that should send a wave of pride rippling through all those brave athletes at Team Freebie.

Croydonclasswar is concerned that so many psychopaths are being assembled in one place. This is surely dangerous?

''Power does not simply attract psychopaths, it creates psychopaths.  Insofar as “absolute power” is political, the resulting psychopathology will be expressed as tyranny, despotism, oppression and a police state.  As our institutions become bigger and therefore more powerful, their CEO’s become more psychopathic.  “Big” government is inevitably psychopathic government.''





We advise all tourists and sports fans to be extra vigilant during the games.







Wednesday 1 August 2012

Cyclist killed by Olympic bus



Cyclist outside the Olympic park killed after being hit by an Olympic shuttle bus.
































Olympix has emptied London - disaster

For months now we have been bombarded by the media's relentless hyping up of the Olympix.


We were warned to be braced for an invasion of gormless global sports fans and tourists. the tubes would be packed to the roof...the roads blocked...time to change the way we get to work....everyone must make sacrifices for the good of this once in a lifetime cause...here comes the torch....and on and on and on...the incessant drip drip drip of transparently over dramatic layers of optimitistic bull-dog spirit bullshit.


The whole world will have its eyes on London.


The whole world is coming to London.



However the reality is slowly dawning that the whole world has NOT come to London.




Infact the whole world might actually be AVOIDING London.



shock horror

the media response???

try The Times editorial this morning -

''London is strangely empty. Now is the perfect time to visit the capital''



blimey give it a rest


leave the world alone


cant you see we're clearly sick of it !









LATEST OLYMPIX EMBARRASSMENT

Pathetic scenes in the women's badminton doubles.

Matchfixing !!



Four teams including China and Korea 'threw' their group stage matches, offering no attempts to win.

Blatant match fixing that drew boos from the sparse crowd watching the pantomime performances by the respective teams who made no effort to even hit shuttlecocks over the net.

These disgusting acts of unsportsmanship and dishonesty have received widespread worldwide condemnation for being against the spirit of the Olympics 'movement'

however, it appears in Croydonclasswar's opinion to be entirely inkeeping with the spirit of the Olympic games as envisioned by Hitler and the Nazi's in Berlin in 1936. ie. two-facedness, double dealing, ruthless commercialism, elitism, political stock filling, and imperialist scare mongering. 


the flame continues to burn brightly, alright.


The British army has been recalled from the frontline in order to fill empty seats at the crappy Olympic events. It is unclear at the moment whether any of the booing at the badminton disgrace came from soldiers of her majesty's armed forces (who are camped out in tents in and around the olympic park in vacant lots and carparks.)



So far there have been no arrests. 



Tuesday 31 July 2012

OLYMPIC WATCH - TITS AND TOFFS BRUISE HORSES EVENT

The slugs were slithering on the sunlit lawns of Greenwich today as yet another shameful event came to a head.


The toffs favourite event the Equestrian gave TEAM  FREEBIE a silver medal.


Horses were strapped up, mounted and charged with horrific pace at various obstacles, fences, poles and ditches..


A truly embarrassing spectacle in 'Royal' Greenwich that only a ghoul could truly appreciate.




There was a sickening article in the Times rag today by a loathsome individual called Simon Barnes.


Here are a few vomit-inducing snippets....


''wondrous feats of speed and courage''


Croydonclasswar says -  not by these humans.


''made us horsy types more amazed than ever at the generosity of these animals''


CCW says - not as generous as foxes or bulls. 


 (the deafening noise of the crowd was) ''not exactly what the horses are used to - but amazingly - they just got on with it.''


CCW says - amazing that these horses kept running down those vertical slopes with their noses practically scraping the turf...i mean..they could easily have just stopped in mid air.


Mary King a rancid 52 year old british twit of a rider was singled out for special praise although quite why remains a mystery. According to the Times hack, her ruthless ability to assault and humiliate a beautiful and defenceless animal was aided in part by the...

 'tidal wave of love that flowed towards her''

CCW says -   ??????



As for the idiot 'Royal' Zara Phillips, he notes that she was 'not everybody's first choice as a member of the Great Britain team''


CCW considers her the very last choice as member of the human race, nevermind Team Freebie


''the disapointment was William Fox-Pitt....''


CCW says - couldnt have put it better ourselves.


'Fox- Pitt's horse Lionheart faded badly''


CCW says - do you mean the exhausted horse stopped being generous ??




CCW also says -

'Lionheart fading badly' is a fitting metaphor for Team Freebie itself..... its clutch of celebrity sportsmen and women still without a gold medal and probably wishing they'd spent less time endorsing every worthless product offered to them by every worthless company over the last four years'


Finally with a few words left to fill Simon Barnes typed (presumably with his thumbs) ...


''it was a great day...the glory of it all... Horses right at the heart of the games, just as it should be.''


CCW says - it was a truly nasty and odious day.
 If you had conducted a random straw poll of people across the planet and asked them to name 50 Olympic events...its doubtfull that any would have mentioned equestrian''


What is at the heart of these games is a dirty great vacuous hole right in the middle of the union jack.


And its growing larger with every second....






NO event involving horses is sport !!!!!